...is a guy who gets through life by pretending his existence is a sovereign nation. Average brain size is 1400cc, making Fáelán the smallest state ever. Smaller than the Vatican and even more insignificant than France.
Of course I didnt count my nerves, but that's just infrastructure so whatever.
Also, don't bother me about the difference between nations and states. I don't care. Where's your country? Yeah...colonial!
Something like the BBC is salmonbits.com.
And then, of course, there is the ubiquitous "click here." Do it. It's like Fáelán chocolate.